He might be the wrong guy if
Marriage is a huge commitment. It is critical a woman consider every aspect of her man before she says “I do”. An honest look at the situation is the only way to know for sure if you have found Mr. Right. Take time to read these examples and ask yourself if they sound familiar, because
He might be the wrong guy if…
He licks the corners of your mouth when you are kissing and when stopped, he says, “Relax Baby. It’s my thing”.
When asked to describe his mother you respond, “She’s like Tina Turner. Only without the legs, body, voice, dance moves, and overall coolness.”
You blurt out to your girlfriends one night after margaritas that he has the sexual stamina of a middle school virgin so your friends nickname him “Quick Draw McGraw”.
One of your parties will forever be referred to as “the fuzzy navel affair” because the two wine coolers that laid him out cold, in the hall, shirtless, for everyone to see his hairy chest and the lint in his belly button were, peach flavored.
You are still so horny after sex with him that running down the alley naked at 2:00 in the afternoon to your old boyfriend’s place just to see if he’s home, seems like a good idea.
At your first family dinner, his father is wearing a lacy apron and a toupee that keeps slipping down his forehead as he is serving his famous boiled turkey in orange juice and asking you if you have a copy of The Joy of Sex.
Your hairdresser follows you all the way out to your car apologizing profusely for making an honest mistake and flirting with him.
Your favorite family member is the brother who is perpetually stoned out of his mind, on probation, and scares the shit out of you with his sudden transformation into Cornholio from Beavis and Butthead.
You find yourself wishing your old boyfriends had names like Constantine or Alexandro or Sabastian or Ladarius instead of names like Steve, Chris, Dave, and Tom because damn if those short names don’t slip out easily during sex with him.
The first time you go out dancing you suggest, “Since you can’t hear the rhythm, maybe if you opened your eyes, you could see it.”
He calls to borrow money for a party he’s throwing to celebrate moving back in with his parents.
